2011 Night Before Christmas by Philly the Lovable

The Night Before Christmas
by Philly the Lovable

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all in the joint

 were gathered ‘round listenin’ while Phil made his point.

 They wanted to hear him, they knew where to go

  they tune in on Friday’s to SLAVE-RADIO

 

They came from Great Britain, and the US of A

 to hear for themselves what Philly might say.

 The doms and the subs, the sluts and the whores

   the sissys and faggots can walk through these doors

 

Roy came from England. Debbie from Wales;

who brought Sarah Jane just to hear Philly’s tales.

 There was Pod there was Tex and JustMrC,

There were perverts as far as his two eyes could see.

 

In one corner was Trevor keeping Lisa in check

 an impossible task but he said “What the heck.”

There was Mindy and Rosie and Emma’s big tits,

 And Hollingsworth’s own Lenora Lipchitz

 

In came Randy the Master with Holly his bitch

 Sir Woode, Sir Bud, and sometimes Dom Mitch.

 Then Touché came in with Coffee in tow

 and when Nessie arrived he started the show

 

He played that old theme song you all heard before

 and he hoped that it wasn’t becoming a bore

 He cranked up the volume, he played it real loud

 He prayed that he was entertaining the crowd.

 

They heard Beatles, the Stones, and the Who don’t cha know

 Cilla Black and the Hollies and even The Quo.

 Manfred Mann, Herman’s Hermits were on the play list

 as were Cliff & the Shadows and Chubby Checker’s The Twist

 

The joint started jumping the dedications came in

to play some of these songs was just short of a sin.

Some meatloaf for Debbie it’s always the same.

 For Emma he plays Amy what’s that broad’s name?

 

Then he stopped all the music and started to speak

 but not for the mild, the timid, or meek

 He spoke of D/s, Man he laid it on thick

 some thought him a wise man some thought he was sick

 

He talked about safe words and contracts and such

 He told them of broads who talk to damn much

 He spilled all he knew bout what’s bad and what’s good

 and when he was finished they all knew where he stood.

 

 Now I’ll speak of the dames that make my life swell

 the way that they serve me and love me so well.

 There’s Sandi my jackpot and Dawn my first love

 and together with Val it all fits like a glove

 

To my fans and my listeners my friends and my pals

 To all you great fellas, to all you swell gals

 Its you who makes these Friday nights great

 In my book you all are top flight and first rate.

 

 You open your ears, your hearts and your minds

 and together we have such wonderful times.

 So I’ll keep on playing and you stick around

 and I pray to my God that I won’t let you down

 

 And lastly dear friends I want you see

 that I need you more than you’ll ever need me.

 I’ll end this right now, I won’t be a bore

 Signed Philly the Lovable your own Troubadour